Ben Stiller is one funny guy and you might think “Yeah, if Ben Stiller asked me out, I’ would totally go.” But then you think to yourself, “but if he ever used that pick up line from his movie, he would never have a chance with me.” Movies have a great impact on our lives. Some guys will seriously use what they hear in a movie to pick up a girl and the ladies 9 out of 10 times will hysterically laugh and turn you down on the spot. If you are going to use a pick up line, avoid using these 10 worst pick up lines from Ben Stiller movies.
- Number 10 – “I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.” Zoolander – Ben Stiller as Derek Zoolander. Women can’t stand arrogant guys and much less arrogant guys philosophizing.
- Number 9 – “God was showing off when he made you.” Keeping the Faith – Ben Stiller as Rabbi Jacob Schram. It’s just too corny for any woman to respond to.
- Number 8 – “In some cultures, they only eat vomit. I never been there, but I read about it… *in a book*.” Dodge Ball – Ben Stiller as White Goodman. Women are smart and they know when they are looking at an idiot in front of them.
- Number 7 - Polly Prince: You wanna come upstairs and have sex?
Reuben Feffer: Huh?
Polly Prince: I’m kidding!
Along Came Polly. Ben Stiller as Reuben Feffer and Jennifer Aniston as Polly Prince. That’s just a little too direct for our taste.
- Number 6 – “I’m sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself.” Zoolander – Ben Stiller as Derek Zoolander. There’s no comfort in thinking that you are more attractive than the rest of us.
- Number 5 – “There’s no reason we need to be shackled by the strictures of the employee-employer relationship. Unless you’re into that sort of thing. In which case, I got some shackles in the back. I’m just kidding. But seriously, I’ve got ‘em.” Dodgeball – Ben Stiller as White Goodman. Can we say sexual harassment?
- Number 4 – I know that I have a .013% chance of being hit by a car on my way home. Or a one in 46,000 chance of falling through a subway grate. So I try to manage that risk by avoiding danger and having a plan and knowing what my next move is. And I guess you don’t exactly live your life that way. Yeah… which is great, but I’m not gonna ever be a dirty dancer, and I don’t eat food with my hands, and I really like you, but I just don’t think this is gonna work out. Along Came Polly. Ben Stiller as Reuben Feffer. The way to get a girl is not to tell her how much you don’t enjoy her quirky side.
- Number 3 – “Stripper: Go to hell!
Norm: Haha I love it when you talk dirty to me, man.”
Something About Mary. Some men just don’t take a hint.
- Number 2 – “Since we have been together I have felt more uncomfortable, out of place, embarrassed, and just physically sick then I have in my entire life. But I could not have gone through that, I could not have thrown up 19 times in 48 days if I was not in love with you.” Along Came Polly. Ben Stiller as Reuben Feffer. Although he said it with actual heart, women don’t like to be compared to vomit.
- Number 1 – “There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarfs and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, “Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman”. Zoolander – Ben Stiller as Derek Zoolander. Do I really have to explain why this is the worst pick up line from a Ben Stiller Movie?
If you are looking for a date , avoid using these famous Ben Stiller pick up lines.