Top 5 Worst Dates

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It happens to everyone. How many times have you been on a free dating site and have had an absolute horrible date experience? These are the times to look back and laugh even though you weren’t laughing at the time.  Do you think you’ve had a bad date? You can keep your bad dating experience  a secret but they didn’t.  Check out these top 10 worst dates:

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  • Baby Talk- “I once went out on a date with this guy that I met online.  The date was really good at first; he was attractive, smart and interesting.  But when my meal came, he ran over to my chair and started to cut up my chicken.  I wish I saw my face because it was the most awkward and embarrassing moment of my life mixed in with what the heck.  I asked him what he was doing and in baby talk he said to me “I don’t want da wittle baby to hurt herself” WOW.  It kept going on for a while until I went to the bathroom to escape, permanently from that date.”
  • Jerky Boy: “I had been on a few first dates from an online dating site so I knew more or less what to expect.  I had this one date pick me up my house and we had planned on going to a restaurant that was about 30 minutes away.  As soon as he came to pick me up he said that he was tired and didn’t feel like dropping my big butt back at my house because the restaurant was so far away.  He then asked if I wanted to go somewhere else and that I looked great.  I told him I wanted to go home.
  • Bad Meds - “I met this one guy at a local coffee shop for a date.  He seemed cool until he started popping all of these meds in front of me.  He told me he was on anti depressants because his dog died which made his weiner die along side it.  After being totally grossed out he asked me to pick up the check because was shooting blanks at the office too since he doesn’t get paid that much.”
  • Great Photos…20 Years Ago - ”I’m a frequent online dater and I love going through profiles.  I had been on about 10 dates which were all pretty good.  I get to my 11th and to this day it was the only person that had posted a ”fake” picture.  We met at a bar for an afternoon martini.  There wasn’t a lot of people there so I knew it had to be him but his pic was definitely from a few decades ago.  He told me that age was just a number and that the pic he posted was of him 20 years ago and that he feels just the same inside.  I told him next time, you should just show people what’s on the outside and let them discover what’s on the inside.
  • “ Language Faux Pas – “It was my first date with this guy I met online.  I love German men so I was pretty excited to go out with him.  I was also planning on telling him that I studied German for 6 years and lived there for 2.  Thankfully I didn’t say anything about my German knowledge before he spoke to me first in his native language.  We were having a great time and it was actually cool because we didn’t talk about German at all.  Then he asked me to go home with him and I graciously declined.  Then he uttered a magical German phrase under his breathe in which I replied in German to his surprise, “Yeah, I might be a whore, but at least I won’t be with you tonight.”

Yes, these dating stories did occur and no one went out on a second date although some of the men wanted to.  Make wise decisions about who you are going out on a date with but don’t be surprised if you meet a few of these fellows.  I’m sure they are still on the playing field.

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